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Saturday, January 23, 2010

After Affects

Isn't the picture below-















full of beautiful 7th graders.  I know what you're saying, "What vibrant skin they have."  Here at the Summit Institute of Urban studies were evaluating the After Affects of prolonged fun.  Everyone reading this BLOG should be familiar with the renowned researcher, Cire Sleinad and his recent book titled, "Fun, the key to DYSfunCTIONAL."  Or his later work, "What goes fun, must come down."

We began our study by taking the (3) loverly young girls pictured above and placing them in a fun-control environment.  Specifically, we dropped them off at a birthday party held at Main Event (bowling, rock climbing, miniature golf, laser tag, arcade and, their favorite - Skeeball.).  We left the three specimen in the custody of a "Main Event Party Specialist" and equipped them with a "Main Event Fun Card."

Add a little salt, a dash of worchester, blend on high for about twenty, and what do you get...
















Yeah, kids today just can't handle their fun.

1 comment:

  1. Breathtaking! Jes... you are really growing up! I can't believe it! You'll be here in Colorado going to school soooo soon! I'm thrilled! (wink, wink!)

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