Jessica's BIG Award

As school was coming to an end in June... Jessica's last few days as a spry 7th grader, we had an AWARDS ceremony at Summit Christian Academy.  You've probably seen awards ceremonies, but I guarantee this one was unlike anything you've ever witnessed.

They saved the BIGGEST award for last.  The tension was palpable in the auditorium, hushed whispers wandered through the crowd like a lost two-year old looking for his parents... who would win the coveted award.

To our surprise, and utter delight, Jessica Daniels was the name that rang out through the crowd.  She WON!  Barbara and I embraced... so proud of daughter's accomplishment.  She walked to the cafeteria stage to pick-up her LIFE SIZED award.  Then, to our shock and horror, the trophy began to move... VIOLENTLY.  It attacked Jessica, with a side kick to the chest... like a crazed ninja it cartwheeled across the stage and out a nearby window.  Me with my cat-like reflexes was able to snap off a quick picture of the attack-

Editor's note:
The above account may be somewhat fictionalized...

Here's a close-up of the LIFE-SIZED trophy-

But beware...